Chinese Torture...

Bard · 20-06-2000 11:08am #1

One day a man was lost in a forest when he came upon a small house.
Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray
beard.

"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

Certainly",' the Chinese man said, but on one condition." If you so much as
lay a finger on my daughter... I will inflict upon you the three worst
Chinese tortures known to man'". "OK,", said the man, and he entered the
house.

Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful
and had a fantastic body.

She was obviously attracted to the man as she couldn't keep her eyes off
him during the meal.

Remembering the old man's warning the man ignored her and went up to bed
alone.

During the night the man could bear it no longer and snuck into her room
for a night of passion.

He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and,
near dawn, he crept back to his room. He was exhausted but happy. He then
woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock
on his chest with a note on it that read:

"Chinese Torture 1....Large rock on chest.".

Well, that's pretty crappy,' he thought. 'If that's the best the old man
can do then I don't have much to worry about."

He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder
out.

As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read:

"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close
to taut.

Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he, jumped out
of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that
grew larger....... It read........

"Chinese Torture 3.... Right testicle tied to bed post."

...*yow!!!*...

Bard

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