Milky, milky

plastic membrane

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
> > >
> > > Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of
> > > town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he
> > > inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the
> > > switch on and everything else was automatic!
> > >
> > > Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with
> > > as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was
> > > over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't
> > > remove the instrument from his penis, and his
> > > discomfort was quickly building.
> > >
> > > He read the manual but didn't find any useful
> > > information. He tried every button on the instrument,
> > > but still without success.
> > >
> > > Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's
> > > Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a
> > > milking machine from your company. It works
> > > fantastically, but how do I remove it from the cow's
> > > udder? I... I mean the cow seems to be in a lot of
> > > pain."
> > >
> > > "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "the
> > > machine was programmed to release automatically once
> > > it's collected two gallons of milk."
> > >

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Say hello to my little friend !!!

Shiminay

Oh MY!!!

Nice 'un

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All the best,

Dav
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Lump

Unlucky,

John

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Been there, done that... um, I mean...

Bloody Drunkard

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