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A pure classic

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  • 27-06-2000 3:47pm
    #1
    lphchild
    Registered Users Posts: 367 ✭✭


    What a classic!!
    Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster
    > Princess were madly, deeply
    > > and
    > > passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed
    an
    > idyllic relationship
    > > until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in
    > tears. "We can't see each
    > > other anymore..." she sobbed.
    > > "Why?" gasped Declan.
    > > "Daddy says that crabs are too common," she
    > wailed. "He claims you, are
    > > a mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs
    are
    > the lowest class of
    > > crustacean...and that no daughter of his will
    > marry someone who can only
    > > walk sideways."
    > > Declan was shattered, and scuttled sideward
    away
    > into the darkness and
    > > to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic
    > oblivion.
    > > That night, the great Lobster ball was taking
    > place. Lobsters came from
    > > far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the
    > lobster Princess refused
    > > to join in, choosing instead to sit by her
    > father's side, inconsolable.
    > > Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the
    crab
    > strode in.
    > > The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the
    > Princess gasped and the King
    > > Lobster rose from his throne.
    > > Slowly, painstakingly, Declan the crab made his
    > way across the
    > > floor...and
    > > all could see that he was walking, not sideways,
    > but FORWARDS, one claw
    > > after another! Step by step he made his approach
    > towards the throne,
    > > until he finally looked King lobster in the eye
    > > There was a deadly
    > hush....................................
    > > Finally, the crab spoke...
    > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >"Fcsk, I'm p*ssed."


    [This message has been edited by lphchild (edited 27-06-2000).]


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