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a few jokes

  • 14-01-2005 3:49pm
    #1
    johnscone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭


    whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
    a carrot

    whats a hindu?
    lays eggs

    what was the last thing jesus said to john when he was on the cross?
    don't touch my easter egg i'll be back on sunday.

    what do u call a gay dinosaur?
    megasoreass

    what do u call lesbian dinosaur?
    lickalotapuss

    what do u call a Paedophile dinosaur?
    Barney


    Peter Kay quotes:
    "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
    give the wrong answers."

    "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then
    I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."


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