African Roulette?

OSiriS

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia and was
> entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador to his country.
> For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined and generally
> treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
> On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said "As your stay
> is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game,
> Russian roulette".
>
> One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder,
> point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."
>
> This fazed the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior
> people
> and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun and
> pulled the triggers. <click> <click>
> Both chambers were empty and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.
>
> The African ambassador was much impressed with the courageous game and
> thought hard about the subject before the Russian was due to visit his
> country the next year.
> When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all
> hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private
> room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, "Now it is time for you
> to sample our game, African roulette".
>
> So saying, he led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which
> were six beautiful, naked women. The African ambassador said "These women
> are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will
> give you a blowy - take your pick".
>
> The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the
> connection with Russian Roulette. He said "Well, ok, great, but where's
> the roulette part? Where's the danger?"
>
> With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:
> "One of them is a cannibal".

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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

Lump

HE HE, course the one I'd pick would be the ****ing cannabile.

john