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> >>A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
> >> > > sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."
> >> > >
> >> > > At once the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the
> >>Lord
> >> > > said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
> >>will
> >> > > grant you one wish"
> >> > >
> >> > > The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over
> anytime
> >>I
> >> > > want to."
> >> > >
> >> > > The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
> >> > > logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
> reach
> >> > > the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I
>
> >>can
> >> > > do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
> >>things.
> >> > > Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think
> >> > > would honor and glorify me."
> >> > >
> >> > > The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
>
> >>have
> >> > > been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I
> am
> >> > > uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I
> >>want
> >> > > to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give
>
> >>me
> >> > > the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say
> >> > > "nothing", and how I can make a woman truly happy."
> >> > >
> >> > > After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that
> >> > > bridge?"
> >
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