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Crap joke

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  • 29-06-2000 2:59pm
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    Draco
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    A young courting couple are out for a
    romantic walk along a leafy country lane. They walk hand
    in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful desire
    rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young woman says, "I
    hope you don't mind but I really do need to have a ****?".

    Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go
    behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears
    behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear
    the sound of tight white panties sliding
    down voluptuous legs and he imagines what
    loveliness is being exposed. unable to contain his animal thoughts a
    moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and
    touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently
    brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great
    astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging
    between her legs.

    He Gasps in horror, "My God Mary have you changed your sex!?".
    No! she exclaimed, I changed my mind, im having a **** instead!!


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    #2
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL.....


    /me is into crap jokes.

    John


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    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    LOL, good 'un
    (damn censor)


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