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  • 28-06-2000 11:54pm
    #1
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭


    This guy wakes in to a pub, and he goes up to the barman and says

    "Have you got any bread?"

    The barman replies

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO!"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO!!!!!"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    At this stage the barman is getting very very annoyed.

    He says

    "I DONT HAVE ANY BREAD THIS IS A PUB!!!"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO!!!!!"

    The barman is very annoyed so he tells the man

    "That if you dont get out his going to nail his hand to the counter"

    "Have ya got any Nails?"

    "No"

    "Have ya got a hammer?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"


    LOL, Ok, its better when its really dragged out, but i had to type the whole thing.


    John


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    #2
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Wow!

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any bread?"

    "NO"

    "Have you got any donkey pr0n?"

    "NO"


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    #3
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    biggrin.gif ROFL - a nice variation on a classic Dead-O
    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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