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Heaven or Hell

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  • 01-07-2000 9:32pm
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    > One day, Bill Gates dies. At the Pearly Gates, he walks
    > up to St. Peter and St. Peter says, "Well, you've done
    > so much in your lifetime, I'm going to let you choose
    > between Heaven and Hell."
    >
    > Bill says, "Well, can I see them first?"
    >
    > St. Peter says, "Sure! I will first show you Hell."
    > They arrive at Hell and it is a beautiful meadow with
    > flowers and deer and other animals blissfully running
    > around.
    >
    > "Now to Heaven!", says St. Peter. As they stand in Heaven,
    > it is merely a bright light.
    >
    > Bill Gates says, "Well, if that's your version of Heaven
    > and Hell, than I choose Hell."
    >
    > Instantly, Bill Gates is chained to a red hot piece
    > of brimstone. Bill says to St. Peter, "This isn't the
    > version of Hell you showed me!" St. Peter replies, "That
    > was just a demo."


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