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Disorderly Conduct

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  • 01-07-2000 9:30pm
    #1
    Take it
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    > Three guys are having a drink at the bar when a drunk
    > comes stumbling in off the street. The drunk points
    > at the tallest guy in the middle and exclaims in a loud
    > voice, "Hey you! I screwed your mother rotten last
    > night!" The guy in the middle shrugs and continues
    > his conversation with his friends. Frustrated by the
    > lack of response, the drunk stumbles back into the street.
    > A few minutes later the drunk stumbles into the same
    > bar, points a grimy finger at the same guy and yells,
    > "Did you hear me, *******?! I said I ****ed your mother
    > last night and she was great!". Finally, the tall guy
    > in middle responds, "I know dad! I heard you the first
    > time now go home!"


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