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13 Year Old Boy

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  • 29-06-2000 2:30pm
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    Lucutus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭



    A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was.
    He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today."
    "Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!", says the mom.
    A while later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him. He's been really bad today."
    Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told her I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy.
    "Alright! That's my boy!", says dad. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But I'm proud of you.
    What are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That's my son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take
    you out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!"
    So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in the whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?" asks dad.

    The boy replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."


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