Real Programmers

Bard

Dunno if yiz have seen these before, - just came in my email this morning. Other developers havin' a laugh because I used to program a lot in Pascal and still use Delphi the odd time. (**** 'em, I've learned VB and ASP since...)

the original...
www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html
the follow up...
funnies.paco.to/RealProg.html

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Bard

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Lucutus

Quiche Eater

Trojan

lol

I was gonna give this story, then I noticed the link, then I noticed the link doesn't work, so, in fact, here is the link that I was gonna post. Got that?
http://wombat.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?Story+of+Mel

Machine code or die.

Alo.

[Addendum: "IJK305I" is not in the JCL reference manual (Document Number GC28-1473-02, File Number S370/S390-36)
: whoever wrote that is a quiche eater.... ]


[This message has been edited by Trojan (edited 29-06-2000).]

Bard

Actually, Luc... I can't f*ckin' STAND Quiche. I do like twinkies and plate-scorching Szechwan food. I think I'm gonna organise a company night out in the Langkawi - ****ing brilliant Malaysian restaurant in town.

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Bard

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Draco

I've a great recipe for Quiche:

You make your quiche then fvck it in the bin and fry yourself up a steak.

Draco

DeVore

Oh dear, I've programmed in JCL, toggled in boot sequences (in the TCD maths dept's PHP 11) and I know what ABEND means. Eeek.

I am nerd, hear me roar.

DeV.

Mark_The_Whale

I LIKE that recipe, Draco. 'Cept I'd probably feed it to the animals.

But there again, it IS quiche. They might refuse it ..

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Mark the Whale. AKA Xavius the Whale.

ecksor

Originally posted by DeVore:
Oh dear, I've programmed in JCL, toggled in boot sequences (in the TCD maths dept's PHP 11) and I know what ABEND means. Eeek.

DeV, that was probs the DEC PDP 11, not PHP, which incidentally was one of the first architectures that unix was ported to from the pdp 7 ...

X_OR, nerd historian.

logic1

One of the first appeared in MIT if i'm not toally mistaken....
They sound like alot of fun