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Drink

Lump · 2000-06-29 02:03:00

This Elephant and a man, walk into a bar and they go up to the barman and ask him for two shots of vodka, they down these straight away, and ask the barman for another two. So the barman serves up the booze. This contuinued for the night and about 12 O' clock the two of them where píssed. as the stumbled towards the door,…

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29-06-2000 3:03am

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Lump

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This Elephant and a man, walk into a bar and they go up to the barman and ask him for two shots of vodka, they down these straight away, and ask the barman for another two.

So the barman serves up the booze. This contuinued for the night and about 12 O' clock the two of them where píssed. as the stumbled towards the door, the elephant collapased and the barman shouts after the man, "YOU CANT LEAVE THAT LYIN HERE",.

The Man turns around and shouts back "shutup ya dumb cúnt thats not a lion."

HE HE

John

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#2 29-06-2000 6:21am
SantaHoe

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lol

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#3 30-06-2000 12:37am
Lump

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HARDLY DEAD....... Hardly

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#4 04-07-2000 11:44pm
Mark_The_Whale

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ooh, somebody needs to be fixed for that one..
Mark the Whale. AKA Xavius the Whale.

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