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irish babies

Paladin · 2000-07-05 00:53:00

An Irish man bought a round of drinks for everyone in a bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Irish baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, the Irish man…

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An Irish man bought a round of drinks for everyone in a bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Irish baby boy weighing 20 pounds."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, the Irish man returned to the bar.

The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Irish baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "19 pounds."

The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth."

The Irish father took a slow sip from his Guinness beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender, and said, "Had him circumcised."

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