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  • 04-07-2000 2:16pm
    #1
    BossArky
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    English v's Irish
    > >> > There's a guy from Ireland driving through Europe and an English guy
    > >> > driving
    > >> > in the opposite direction. In the middle of the night with no other
    > >cars
    > >> > on
    > >> > the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in
    > >> > different directions.
    > >> > The Irish fella manages to climb out of his car and survey the
    >damages.
    > >
    > >> > He looks at his twisted car and says, "Jaysus, I am really lucky to
    >be
    > >> > alive!"
    > >> > Likewise, the Englishman scrambles out of his car and looks at his
    > >> > wreckage.
    > >> > He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"The
    > >> > Englishman walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I think
    >this
    > >is
    > >> > a
    > >> > sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live
    >as
    > >
    > >> > friends instead of such rivals".
    > >> > The Irishman thinks for a moment and says: "You know, you're
    >absolutely
    > >
    > >> > right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived
    >the
    > >> > wreck". So, the Irishman pops open his trunk and finds a
    >full-unopened
    > >
    > >> > bottle of Paddy Powers Irish Whiskey. He says to the English fella,
    >"I
    > >> > think
    > >> > this is another sign from God that we toast to our new found
    > >understanding
    > >>
    > >> > and friendship".
    > >> > The Englishman says, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle
    >and
    > >> > starts
    > >> > sucking down the Irish Whiskey. After putting away nearly half the
    > >bottle,
    > >>
    > >> > the Englishman hands it back to the Irish fella and says, "Your
    >turn!".
    > >
    > >> > The Irish fella twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I
    > >think
    > >>
    > >> > I'll wait for the cops to show up".
    > >>
    > >>


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