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Workers in American McDonalds

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  • 28-06-2000 3:59pm
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    Bloody Drunkard
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    When i was in America i decided to see just how smart the people who work for McDonalds are. I told my brother that I would order a cheeseburger without cheese to find out what the guy would say. He did just what I thought he would do, he called back to the grill for a cheeseburger with no cheese instead of handing me a burger off the warmer. The guy working the grill didn't catch on either, because he wrapped it in a special wrapper instead of suggesting that he give me a regular hamburger.see


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    #2
    Hobbes
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    There used to be a McD's hate manual somewhere which listed numerous ways to screw with them.

    What you should of done was ask for a normal burger with extra something, cheese and something.

    They probably took thier time making it so they could spit in your burger smile.gif



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    Bloody Drunkard
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    That's why i gave it to my sister


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    Bard
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    ... so much for "what goes into the secret sauce"... eh?

    biggrin.gif
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    BossArky
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    Originally posted by Bloody Drunkard:
    That's why i gave it to my sister

    Incest is best, the game for all the family!

    smile.gif



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    Pretence
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    If you can't keep it in the pants... keep it in the family biggrin.gif


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    Shiminay
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    Ah yes, incest - a game all the family can play!


    All the best,

    Dav
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    Bard
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    so much for "what the 'secret sauce' goes into"... Errrr....


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    Bloody Drunkard
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    U all are sick *******s i meant the fu<king burger u sick perverted *******s And by the way incest may be common in your families but not in mine


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    Bard
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    take a chill pill, Bloody Drunkard...!
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    Shiminay
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    * Dav points at the smilet in B-D's topic *


    All the best,

    Dav
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    Bard
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    Bard "relaxes the cax"
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    Pretence
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    Did u know that if you reheated a Big Mac or any beef patte in the microwave it disintergrates to nothing???????? smile.gif

    Do you know why you can't get vinegar in McDonalds?

    The french fries are made from maize and would disintegrate.........ffs smile.gif

    Give me a double Whopper any day ...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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    BossArky
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    hehe


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    Shiminay
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    B-K are the dogs dangles (not literaly you sick fups!).

    Mickey D's isn't so bad.

    Super Kacks are woefull!



    All the best,

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    Bard
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    Last time I went to Supermacs I was in a damn hurry and the f*ckers wouldnt give me breakfast. If I had a bagful of guns with me I'd have done a "Falling Down" job on the place... what I DID get there made me physically sick shortly afterwards.
    Fs Bard your a brave man to do that
    Must have had a higher meat content than your average burger.

    Well... t'was about 4 years ago and t'was in Limerick so what the difference is there, I dunno... doubt there was much more of a meat content, the 'patties' were so flat it was like they'd originally been 1/3 as wide and had a 16lb. bowling ball rolled over them for 10 mins.

    As for Burger King... AGREED, Kharn!!!
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    Pretence
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    aye Super Knacks biggrin.gif

    They seem to have a certain standard of dirt to maintain and boy do they do it .... scummy


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    Bard
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    s'funny... I've reheated McDonalds burgers in microwave before with no problem

    give me a chicken royale with cheese any day
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    [This message has been edited by Bard (edited 30-06-2000).]


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    Pretence
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    Fs Bard your a brave man to do that smile.gif

    Must have had a higher meat content than your average burger.


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    Lump
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    Originally posted by Kharn:
    Ah yes, incest - a game all the family can play!



    I should hope its the family thats taking part in the incest


    John



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    Dave
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    LMAO biggrin.gif


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    Blitzkrieger
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    Take a chill pill? You couldn't have said anything worse about the man! smile.gif


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    Shiminay
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    There could be cucumbers and Tractor lubrication grease involved
    * Dav looks at Mills *


    All the best,

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    Bard
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    Originally posted by Blitzkrieger:
    Take a chill pill? You couldn't have said anything worse about the man! smile.gif

    I'm sure I could... if I knew him...

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    #25
    Bloody Drunkard
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    Very funny Bard yes my sides are splitting because u are just so damn funny.


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    Hoojah Nickabolokov
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    I agree, Bard is funny & I'd like to suggest a name change....something along the lines of...Bloody Incestuous Inbred Nonseboy! hmm yes...think I like that


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    Bard
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    oh blah blah ****ing blah... give it a rest, dudes- yiz don't know me tongue.gif
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    #28
    Bloody Drunkard
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    No hard feelin's Bard


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    #29
    Cake Fiend
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    Except around his sister! tongue.gif

    Ow!! biggrin.gif


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    Mark_The_Whale
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    Heh.

    Am I the only one that DID think what Bard said was funny?
    Mark the Whale. AKA Xavius the Whale.


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    Bard
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    Didn't know I had a sister- thanks for shedding light on that, Sico... she must be one of those long-lost types. Must see if I can get in contact, I guess.

    And thanks, Mark... I think wink.gif
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