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Hobbes

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Your Pokename is:

Konerd

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You live in the rivers of Australia, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, wolves and water.

Combat Characteristics

You can eat bricks. You can throw wind. You can spit broken glass.

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Lotle.

Sweeeeeeet.

Shiminay

Your Pokéname is:
Vulwad
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You live in the snowy mountains of Greenland, and your diet consists mostly of insects, garbage and Dr. Pepper.
Combat Characteristics
You can shoot poison. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can breathe lava. You can puke hot death. You can throw nunchucks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Pikabra.

hmmmmmm...

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plastic membrane

Your Pokemon name is:

Memner

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You live in a small cabbage garden in the Outer Hebridies, and your diet consists of curtain railings, whiskey and heavy metal roadies.

Combat Characteristics
You can whistle dixie like nobodies business, you can throw pokemon at speeds faster than the speed of light, and your special move is mummifying enemies with congealed, dandruff ridden strands of heavy meta roadie hair until they die.

Yoou Natural Enemy is:
All Pokemon, cause you f!cking hate the little Sh!t's!!!

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MiCr0

Your Pokéname is:
Nidotung

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You live in the steppes of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, TV dinners and beer.

Combat Characteristics
You can breathe rocks. You can breathe lava. You can puke bricks. You can throw poison. You can shoot sledgehammers.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Eefu.

SickBoy

Your Pokéname is:
Polipit
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You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, wolves and beer.
Combat Characteristics
You can spit hot death. You can breathe lava. You can spit wind.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Moopuff.

Bard

Your Pokéname is:
Kopit

WTF?

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You live in the snowy mountains of Greenland, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, rocks and Dr. Pepper.

Yep. Diet sounds about right. (see here). I think that's meant to read "your diet consists mostly of TV dinners and Dr. Pepper, which rocks!"...

Combat Characteristics
You can puke lava. You can spit Dr. Pepper. You can eat fire. You can breathe bricks. You can spit nunchucks.

F**kin' hell... me enemies better watch out. Pity I can't fly too... or can I?

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lopuff.

Who?- Och, he doesn't bother me. I can puke lava, eat fire, breathe bricks and spit nunchucks... "Lopuff" is DOG MEAT!!!

I've said it before and I'll say it again... Pokémon- one of the biggest piles of festering horsesh*t to ever be hefted onto an unsuspecting unprepared public.

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[This message has been edited by Bard (edited 05-07-2000).]

Trojan

Your Pokéname is:
Squirrina hmmm
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You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, wolves and beer.
Well, one out of 3 isn't bad...

Combat Characteristics
You can spit hot death. You can breathe lava. You can spit wind. Should that not read "break wind"? Especially after all that beer...
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Nidovee.

WTF is Nidovee? Come forth and show yourself, you foul smelling excrement of a horse!

Al.

Bard

Originally posted by Bard:
Pokémon- one of the biggest piles of festering horsesh*t to ever be hefted onto an unsuspecting unprepared public.

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Originally posted by Trojan:
WTF is Nidovee? Come forth and show yourself, you foul smelling excrement of a horse!

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Hey - it's catching on!

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Bard

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