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Making cakes

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  • 06-07-2000 4:01pm
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    Subscribers Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭


    There was a little girl and her mother walking
    through the park one day and they saw two
    teenagers having sex on a bench.

    The little girl says "Mummy what are they doing?".

    The mother hesitates then quickly replies
    "Ummm they are making cakes."

    The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl
    sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her
    mother what they are doing and her mother replies with
    the same response, making cakes.

    The next day the girl says to her mother
    "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the
    lounge last night eh?"

    Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"


    Wait for it.............

    Wait for it..............


    Are you prepared for this????????


    Here it goes..........

    She says, "Because I licked the icing off the
    sofa."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

    Ahhhhh ffs, thats evil bai, evil smile.gif

    More, more smile.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    LOL biggrin.gif


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