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  • 11-07-2000 10:51am
    #1
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭


    Word of Warning.

    A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another
    woman.
    With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the
    stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it
    tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.
    The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to.. to.. cut
    it off are you?!"
    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm
    going to set the garage on fire."

    Airport

    Man who goes through sliding door sideways going to Bangkok

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