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SOS: Students for an Orwellian Society
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16-01-2005 11:29pm#1Apologies if it's been posted before, a quick search didn't turn up anything. Wonderful bit of satire from...
At least I hope it's satire...Students for an Orwellian Society
Because 2005 is 21 years too late.
What is SOS?
Students for an Orwellian Society (SOS) is a nationwide student group. Although SOS has always been a nationwide student group, there is evidence to suggest that it first appeared at Columbia University. The mission of SOS is to promote the vision of a society based upon the principles of Ingsoc, first articulated by George Orwell in his prophetic novel, 1984.
As an Oceania-wide organization, SOS has a number of local chapters. For a partial listing, see our contact section.
George Orwell
Successes
As to be expected, SOS has been quite successful. Since the events of 11 September, we have been able to convince a number of figures in national and local politics to help forward our aims. How could they do otherwise?
Our successes can be shown to fit into the three major ideals of Ingsoc as expressed by Orwell:
War Is Peace- Oceania (commonly called the US and Britain) is at war with Afghanistan Iraq. Oceania has always been at war with Afghanistan Iraq.
- Eurasia (commonly called Russia, Pakistan, etc.) is allied with Oceania in war against Afghanistan. Eurasia has always been allied with Oceania.
- US Congressman Charlie Rangel has been arguing for a return of military conscription (“The Draft”) as—so he tells the public— a way of reducing war.
- It's not easy to capture someone killed the year before—until you harness the power of Ingsoc. When you've got Ingsoc on your side, though, it's so easy that the US did it again.
- Three cheers for Homeland Security drone patrols!
- In order to fight terrorism, we must cause it, says Donald Rumsfeld.
- It's okay that there were no “weapons of mass destruction” in Iraq; that's not why we went to war. It's equally okay that there are so many of them in Oceania.
- The Nobel prize committee has been considering nominating George Bush and Tony Blair for their prestigious Peace prize.
- Just like in 1984's Room 101, the Miniluv operations in Guantánamo Bay were authorized to “exploit[] a prisoner's phobias, sometimes using muzzled dogs in interrogations.” Doubleplusgood!
- According to the Bush administration, the Duelfer report which conclusively showed that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq actually justifies the war in Iraq.
- “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.” — George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States
- “Protecting [an] Islamic cultural center” involves fighting a war inside it, as the New York Times on the Web shows.
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