Screwed

Paladin

An explorer in the Amazon suddenly found himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.

Upon surveying the situation, he said quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."

A ray of light fell from the sky, and a voice boomed out, "No, you are not screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the life out of the chief. He stood above the lifeless body, breathing heavily, surrounded by 100 natives with looks of shock on their faces.

The voice boomed out again, "Okay, now you're screwed."

SantaHoe

LOL
very good

metalchicken

hehehe

Dave

hehe

nice 1

Blade

Screwed again...

Paddy and Mick suddenly find themselves in the Amazon surrounded by the same group of natives that paladin is talking about, but of course they got a new chief cause your man stoned the old one, the chief goes up to Mick and says to him 'you have 2 choices, death or bongo bongo!' so after a moment deliberation Mick says 'bongo bongo I spose!?!', with that the chief grabs him and throws him out into the middle of 100 natives who all hop on him chanting 'BONGO!....BONGO!' and proceed to rape him. The chief then approaches Paddy (whos a hard man from Ballymun) and says 'you have 2 choices.. death or Bongo Bongo' so Paddy replies 'I'm not having any of that bongo bongo sh*t you can kill me!', 'very well' says the chief 'you shall die..........by bongo bongo!'

Blade

Paladin

Nah...
they arent the same tribe. Just weird neighbours.