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  • 11-07-2000 5:28pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭


    If a bra is an upper topper flopper stopper,
    and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker,
    and a roll of toilet tissue is a
    super duper pooper scooper,
    what do you call a Japanese drummer boy
    whose father has diarrhea?

    A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Repercussions of that 3-legged donkey post? smile.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    biggrin.gif Yeah tis kinda biggrin.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    couldn't a bra also be an 'over shoulder boulder holder'? - cant remember where I heard that one

    Bard

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭Molly


    Bard it came fron the joke
    "what do u call a stone ag bar? A Over the sholder bolder holder"
    and from the same group
    "what do ya call a stone age condom? A rock around the C0ck"
    very sad
    Damn u bard

    [This message has been edited by [SdS]Gandalf[SdS] (edited 16-07-2000).]


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    what do u call a sonte ag bar?
    - and of course we will assume, without you correcting yourself there, that you meant to say 'stone age bra'.

    Fair enough though- hadn't heard those jokes before... (not that they're any good or 'owt wink.gif )

    Bard

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Originally posted by [SdS]Gandalf[SdS]:

    "what do u call a stone ag bar? A Over the sholder bolder holder"

    [/B]

    Yea, your spelling is A1


    John




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