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  • 18-07-2000 11:56am
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    Venom
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    > > A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around
    > the
    > > market place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small
    > > sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent
    > > say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop." So the married
    > > couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special
    > > sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like
    > a
    > > great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
    > > sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
    > didn't
    > > need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How
    > could
    > > sandals make you into a sex freak?"The Pakistani man replied, "Just try
    > > dem on, Saiheeb." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife,
    > > finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
    > feet,
    > > he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in
    > many
    > > years... raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
    > > Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down the man's
    > > pants and his own, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs.
    > > The Pakistani then began screaming,
    > >
    > > "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"


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