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Cigarettes And Tampons

  • 17-01-2005 7:45pm
    #1
    Skellington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭


    probly put up before, but i can't be arsed looking.

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
    aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
    help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
    for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
    minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
    ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent
    my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
    and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
    papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So,
    I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.


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