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German driving guide

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  • 20-07-2000 4:11pm
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    Pretence
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    The abolition of Euro trade barriers in 1996 means that all company cars will now be of German Origin. To this end, the Company has produced the following list of German Motoring Phrases:

    1. Die BlinkenLeitein Tickentocken = Indicators
    2. PullKnob und KnuckleChoppen = Bonnet
    3. Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust
    4. Das Kulink mit Schlippenund Shaken = Clutch
    5. Der Phlatt mit Bloodyfukken = Puncture
    6. Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner Driver
    7. Das Bagsaroomfurschagginkin = Estate Car
    8. Der flippenFlappenschitspreader = Windscreen Wipers
    9. Der KlunkenKlinkenfrauleintrappen = Seat Belt
    10. Das Buch fur Arsewipen = Highway Code
    11. Die DippenuntDazzel Eiblinden = Headlights
    12. Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist
    13. Der Fukkengratetrucken = Lorry
    14. Der Bananawaltzen = Skid
    15. Das Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near Accident

    The Company hopes that all drivers will find this information of use.


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