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ATM's and Men & Women

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  • 19-07-2000 3:54pm
    #1
    gandalf
    Registered Users Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭


    This is an oldie but a goodie was mailed to me in work again today smile.gif


    The differences between how a woman and a man uses a drive-through banking machine. Here is his and hers ATM usage explained...
    HIS
    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Insert card
    3. Enter PIN number and account
    4. Take cash, card and receipt
    HER
    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
    3. Shut off engine
    4. Put keys in purse
    5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
    6. Hunt for card in purse
    7. Insert card
    8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
    9. Enter PIN number
    10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
    11. Hit "cancel"
    12. Re-enter correct PIN number
    13. Check balance
    14. Look for envelope
    15. Look in purse for pen
    16. Make out deposit slip
    17. Endorse checks
    18. Make deposit
    19. Study instructions
    20. Make cash withdrawal
    21. Get in car
    22. Check makeup
    23. Look for keys
    24. Start car
    25. Check makeup
    26. Start pulling away
    27. STOP
    28. Back up to machine
    29. Get out of car
    30. Take card and receipt
    31. Get back in car
    32. Put card in wallet
    33. Put receipt in checkbook
    34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
    35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
    36. Check makeup
    37. Put car in gear, reverse
    38. Put car in drive
    39. Drive away from machine
    40. Travel 3 miles
    41. Release parking brake


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    #2
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    A Classic biggrin.gif
    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff

    [This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 19-07-2000).]


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    #3
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    LAMO!! biggrin.gif

    do we have drive through atms in ireland?


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    #4
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    There's one 10 mins walk from where I live in Cabinteely smile.gif

    I must sit and watch it some day - just to proove that it's true wink.gif


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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    Bloody Drunkard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Bloody Drunkard


    Its funny coz it's true


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