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Austin Powers chatup lines.....yeeahh baby, yeeaahhhh

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  • 20-07-2000 9:45am
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    gandalf
    Registered Users Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭


    It actually pays to read your mails eh. This is bloody hilarious.

    Austin Powers chatup lines.....yeeahh baby, yeeaahhhh
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    I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

    Nice legs...what time do they open?

    You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

    I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

    Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

    I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

    Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

    Are those real?

    I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
    for that thing you do with your tongue.

    If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

    (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

    You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

    You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

    F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

    Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

    My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

    Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

    I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

    If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth,I bet we
    could do it in public.

    Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

    Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.



    [This message has been edited by gandalf (edited 20-07-2000).]


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