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Something exciting

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  • 25-07-2000 9:13am
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    > A kindergarten class had a homework assignment toFind out about something
    > exciting and relate it to theclass the next day. When the time came to
    > present what they'd found, thefirst little boy called upon walked up to
    the
    > front ofthe class, and with a piece of chalk, made a smallwhite dot on
    the
    > blackboard, then sat back down.Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what
    it
    > was. "It'sa period, "said little boy. Well, I can see that," shesaid,
    "but
    > what is so exciting about a period?""Damned if I know," said the little
    boy,
    > "But thismorning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack,
    > Mommyfainted, and the man next door shot himself!


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