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Dublin Girls

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  • 21-07-2000 9:45am
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    Pretence
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    > >1. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and Bosco?
    > >You can only get one hand up Bosco.
    > >2. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and a refrigerator?
    > >A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.
    > >3. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and a condom?
    > >You only use a condom once.
    > >4. What's the difference between getting piles and breaking off an
    > >engagement with a dublin Girl?
    > >When the piles clear up you get your ring back.
    > >5. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and Lionel Ritchie?
    > >Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache.
    > >6. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and a fish and chip
    > shop? >You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop.
    > >7. What's the difference between a dublin girl and a plate of
    > spaghetti? >A plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it.
    > >8. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and a supermarket
    > trolley? >A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
    > >9. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and a washing machine?
    > >You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you
    > around >for a week.
    > >10. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and The Titanic?
    > >Fewer people went down on the Titanic.
    > >11. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and a carpenter?
    > >A dublin Girl has longer nails.
    > >12. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and a German Shepherd
    > dog? >Lip gloss.
    > >13. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and TnaG?
    > >Only 40% of IRELAND can pick up TnaG.
    > >14. What's the difference between a dublin Girl and a Club 18-30
    > holiday? >On the Club 18-30 holiday there's only a 98% chance of sex.


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    Dave
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    biggrin.gif nice 1


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    #3
    *Sovereign*
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    lol its all so true :P


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    Lump
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    Nice One...... smile.gif

    john


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    SantaHoe
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    Hmmm nice spot of discrimination there.
    /me waits for the n1gg0r jokes...


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Any attempt at n1gg0r jokes will be met with a swift kick in the john thomas and deletion of the post...

    "Dublin Girl" jokes are OK, cause it could easily be switched to any place in the world (i.e. it used to be Essex girls in the UK, or whatever).

    I'll allow a lot of stuff on this board, but racist specific jokes will get me cross...


    All the best,

    Dav
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    My page of stuff


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    SantaHoe
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    Negetive steriotypes etc...


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    Pretence
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    Jeeze Santa, tis a joke, don't mean to offend.

    Are you telling me you take Paddy Irish jokes personally, come on, don't take a few jokes and turn them into a political issue.

    The world would be much better if people didn't take every little thing so seriously.

    Again I apologise if I offended, that was not my aim, I think being able to take a joke shows strength of character.
    Take it in the spirit I posted it.

    TBH I never dated a Dublin women, (I wouldn't touch em biggrin.gif)...

    Sorry I joked again sorry I thought this was the Humour Board.

    I guess I won't post my joke about the north, it would only restart the conflict.

    Sorry man.. frown.gif


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    SantaHoe
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    Nah don't wet yourself man, I'm not upset or offended... in fact I could hardly give a sh1te what you say about Dublin girls, I know that most Dublin girls aren't slappers, but some of the country-fried boggers (who've never even spoken to a girl from dublin) reading this might not.

    As an insider joke it seems fine, but what of people reading from outside dublin, even outside Ireland...

    An example...
    How many people think Americans are as thick as pig-sh1t?
    And of those, how many have been to the US?

    Like I said, I'm not botherd by any of this, I've just got to thinking about it...

    Now, I insist this be moved to the humanities forum for some proper flaming.

    And as for Paddy-irish jokes...
    Paddy-irish jokes are fine, just as long as a fellow paddy is telling it within a group of other paddys.
    But if an English or American (etc) told me the same joke, (or laughed at it) I'd consider it an insult.

    It's ok to laugh at ourselves, but we souldn't encourage others to laugh at us.
    (and that is at, not with)

    [This message has been edited by Some-Dublin-Slut (edited 25-07-2000).]

    [This message has been edited by Dead{o}Santa (edited 25-07-2000).]


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