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Definitaly

Bloody Drunkard · 2000-07-25 23:57:00

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..." Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Johnny…

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26-07-2000 12:57am

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Bloody Drunkard

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Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY **** my pants..."

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#2 26-07-2000 11:38am
BossArky

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haha, one of the best I've heard in a while.

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#3 26-07-2000 11:50am
Pretence

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Good 'un

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#4 26-07-2000 1:24pm
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rofl!

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