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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
a punk capital, albeit not through the radical politics of Bad Brains
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
wall
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
eastenders
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
8.30 pm
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
8.58 pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
stereo
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
going to shop
8: What was the last website you visited?
air corps home page
9: What are you wearing?
jeans and t-shirt
10: Did you dream last night?
yes
11: When did you last laugh?
today
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
gold
13: Seen anything weird lately?
no
14: What is the last film you saw?
ferris buellers day off
15: Give a Random answer.
montgomery burns
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
holiday
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
i'm nice :-)
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
a home for everyone
19: Do you like to dance?
yes
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
clodagh
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
james
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"Colombian on-loading crew as to timetables, codenames," (from Cosmic Banditos: A Contrabandistas Quest For The Meaning Of Life by A.C. Weisbecker)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
my wooly hat
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
news
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
22.30pm
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
22.29pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
server fans
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
walking from the bus to work where i am now
8: What was the last website you visited?
amazon.co.uk
9: What are you wearing?
jeans, the remains of a pair of runners,jumper, coat
10: Did you dream last night?
probably
11: When did you last laugh?
cant remember
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
white
13: Seen anything weird lately?
my feet sliding forward on an icy path this morning as the wind blew me forwards
14: What is the last film you saw?
collateral (not bad, wierd end though)
15: Give a Random answer.
not unless you give a random question
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
ganja , skins, a lighter and guinness
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know
ive given up the booze indefinatley
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make it so that good people dont die young or suffer
19: Do you like to dance?
NO
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
squidface
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
daisy
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
spent the last ten years considering it , maybe next year0 -
ven0m wrote:Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Its Calvin and Hobbes so.....
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Left Speaker
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Cant' Remember...Actually hamlet in school
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
10.45
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10.33
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Headphones on, so Manu Chao
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Stepped Out going to School, Stepped in coming home
8: What was the last website you visited?
www.allmusic.com
9: What are you wearing?
Jeans, Polo neck and a t-shirt
10: Did you dream last night?
no
11: When did you last laugh?
About 10 Minutes ago
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Light Blue
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Possibly
14: What is the last film you saw?
Hamlet
15: Give a Random answer.
2x-5x=6, x=-2
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A car.
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
no
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
no
19: Do you like to dance?
no
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
no
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
no
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes
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: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"life which their conquest by the Huns had so rudely interrupted. Many of"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? Monitor
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Commander
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
22:30
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
22:41
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the tv
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
at about 6pm...i was trying to get my coat wet before my parents came home so i could convince them that i went to college!!
8: What was the last website you visited?
http://twentymajor.blogspot.com the man is a genius.
9: What are you wearing?
jeans and a white t-shirt
10: Did you dream last night?
yea had a dream about the fella i fancy but the floor was covered in loads of those little brown hair clips. it was weird
11: When did you last laugh?
about 2 minutes ago.
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
blue
13: Seen anything weird lately?
nah not really
14: What is the last film you saw?
team america....again
15: Give a Random answer.
cabbage
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
probably a house.....and loads of drink!
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
hehe of people dont know....they dont know for a reason!
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
i'm goingt o give the miss america answer and say "end world hunger"
19: Do you like to dance?
yep....only after a few pints though
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Aoibhe
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Ben or Jack
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
yep....but not forever. want to have my kids here0 -
1.Grab the book nearest to you,turn to page 18,find line 4,write down what it says:
"Where is Waldo now?"
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.What do you touch first?
That invisible bird from the Fantastic Four.She does not look amused.
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A TV Programme
4.WITHOUT LOOKING guess what time it is:
I looked
5.Now look at the Clock;what is the actual time?
11
6.With the exception of the computer,what can you hear?
Music-Mercy Drive
7.When did you last step outside?What were you doing?
A couple of weeks ago.I was visiting a bank in Belfast to..um..borrow some money
8.What was the last website you visited?
HowtoDisposeofWhiteTransitVans.com
9.What are you wearing?
Hey,dinner and a movie before I go there!
10.Did you dream last night?
Maybe
11.When did you last laugh?
Ha Ha Ha!What a question!
12.What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Grey
13.Seen anything weird lately?
I just groped the Inviisble lady.Does that count?
14.What is the last film you saw?
Hollow man the other night I think.How ironic.
15.Give a random answer.
Arse biscuits!
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight,what would you buy first?
The hand in marriage of a female multi-billionaire.
17.Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I have hairy toes.
18.If you could change one thing about the world,regardless of guilt or politics,what would you do?
We can all change the world if we want to.Most of us just aren't bothered.
19.Do you like to dance?
Doesn't everybody?
20.Imagine your first child is a girl,what do you call her?
Amanda Hug n'Kiss
21.Imagine your child is a boy.What do you call him?
Hugh Jass.
22.Would you ever consider living abroad?
Are you mad?I live in the greatest part of the world!Go Ireland!0 -
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"I'd recommend it," Marsden said. He had a nasty look in his eyes.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
PC Case
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Stargate SG-1
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
11.05pm
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
11.16pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A light switch
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
7am. Went to the airport
8: What was the last website you visited?
mail.yahoo.com
9: What are you wearing?
T-Shirt, Jeans
10: Did you dream last night?
Don't know
11: When did you last laugh?
Today
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Yellow
13: Seen anything weird lately?
No
14: What is the last film you saw?
Resident Evil
15: Give a Random answer.
Orange
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A pint
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
Thats a secret
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Abolish organised religion
19: Do you like to dance?
No
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Jennifer
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
David
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes0 -
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
The cusp, or edge, of the first house is where an astrologer would place your rising sign.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Infront of me, the pc screen, left of me...nothing
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Simpsons
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
7pm
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
7:15pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
cars driving down the street...the sounds of my fingers on the keys :P
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
at 5:30pm, I let the dogs outside
8: What was the last website you visited?
Yahoo to check my mail...then boards to fill in this thingy :P
9: What are you wearing?
a sleevless mock turtle neck, red and black pants
10: Did you dream last night?
I dream every night, duh
11: When did you last laugh?
about 15 minutes ago
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
off-white
13: Seen anything weird lately?
hmmm, now that u mention it....no, not latley
14: What is the last film you saw?
White Noise
15: Give a Random answer.
a random answer
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a plane ticket far far away
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
well, that would defeat the purpose of them not knowing wouldnt it? pfffft :P
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
wow, thats a tough one...I would reverse time so that the guy who shot John Lennon got hit by a bus before he could cross the street to John.
19: Do you like to dance?
yes, generally to Salsa or Merengue music though
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Cecilia Francesca Evanthia (yes that is one name)
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Either the name of the father or, Cathal since I like that name.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes, I have and I will again0 -
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"See, Laura? You won't change everything around like"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Wardrobe
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Office
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
00:56??? awe, five mins out at 00:51...
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
oops...
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Silence..... Can one hear silence? hmmmm.....
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last Saturday, to go out...
8: What was the last website you visited?
That stupid god site some twat posted a few mins ago...
9: What are you wearing?
T-shirt, jeans, socks, and my spiffy space invaders slippers that flashed when i walked til i they broke and just flashed constantly so i ripped them out.... the left slipper makes the sound of a bomb falling and exploding! i'm praying that one doesnt break in a similar fashion.... but the little ships glow in the dark!! Sorry.....
10: Did you dream last night?
No
11: When did you last laugh?
At the off.... no wait, at the thread about beating down five year olds, such is my sense of humour!
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Cream
13: Seen anything weird lately?
A tooth extraction....
14: What is the last film you saw?
EVP. terrible.
15: Give a Random answer.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row dum dum dum, big ones small ones some the size of your head.....
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I'm circumsised(sp?). many people also dont want to know that!
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Buttfu(k George Bush and record the stupid words that come out of his mouth!
19: Do you like to dance?
No
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Willow
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Alexander
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Probably...
Well that was fun, and enlghtening, but too long for people to want to read me thinks...
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ven0m wrote:Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"Centaine Courtney had discovered it. Under Shasa's direc-" book "rage" by Wilbur Smith.2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
hi-fi.3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Sky news Ireland at 10pm4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is
half past one5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
01:206: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
music on my headphones.7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
12 am after work going home from work8: What was the last website you visited?
httop://www.net-weather.co.uk9: What are you wearing?
blue jeans black shirt shoes socks glasses headphones.10: Did you dream last night?
no
[/quote]11: When did you last laugh?[/quote]
earlier today.12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
white13: Seen anything weird lately?
no14: What is the last film you saw?
Troy15: Give a Random answer.
ask me a random question16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
twenty smokes17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know
I've 15 brothers and sisters18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd incarsarate george w bush in guantanimo bay for four years19: Do you like to dance?
with a lovely lady yes alone no20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Sarafina Carroll21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Aidan22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
will be moving to the caymans as soon as i win the euromillions.0 -
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Mathematics - Higher Level
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Irish rugby jersey.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Office Space
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
02:15am
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
01:53am
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The TV.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
At aout 11:50pm on Tuesday... I was running around to Tesco to see if they had my phone which I lost.
8: What was the last website you visited?
Ars Technica
9: What are you wearing?
Boots, black slacks, white tee shirt, navy Canterbury hoodie.
10: Did you dream last night?
I'm sure I did, I can't remember though.
11: When did you last laugh?
About 2.5 hours ago.
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Yellow?
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Seen a side of myself I've never seen before...
14: What is the last film you saw?
Cinema: Team America, at home: Office Space
15: Give a Random answer.
John.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house.
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I have a mole on my 2nd toe on my right foot.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make life more fair.
19: Do you like to dance?
Yes, although I suck.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Becky
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Dermo
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.0 -
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
So here are a few tongue-in-cheek comments to keep the game in our thoughts. (pc gamer, couldn'y find a book )
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
program list sheet on the wall (i'm at work)
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
desperate wives i think, haven't watched tv in a while
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
11 o' clock
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:52
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the heater fan and traffic
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
this morning, going to work
8: What was the last website you visited?
apart from boards, cs-ireland.com
9: What are you wearing?
brown boots, black socks, boxers, dark cream combats, grey polo neck and a black jumper
10: Did you dream last night?
yeah, i had the cast of father ted in a bar and i was making them do impressions and stuff
11: When did you last laugh?
last night when i downloaded an mp3 of some guy who calls up valve support number cause he has a problem with counterstrike retail and he's not getting anywhere with them, so he eventually has a breakdown, and finally tells them the problem he's having, that it wont aim, he keeps dying! (ie. blaming the product for his total lack of l33tz0r sk1llz)
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
white
13: Seen anything weird lately?
this survey bout tops it
14: What is the last film you saw?
Team america: puppet porn
15: Give a Random answer.
maybe, but im not 100%
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a computer capable of playing unreal3 as if it were tetris
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
i actually CAN cook, but i dont want to
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
id move it a couple o' hundred miles closer the sun, bloody cold today
19: Do you like to dance?
no
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
leela
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
fry
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
definitly0 -
ven0m wrote:Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
8: What was the last website you visited?
9: What are you wearing?
10: Did you dream last night?
11: When did you last laugh?
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
13: Seen anything weird lately?
14: What is the last film you saw?
15: Give a Random answer.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
19: Do you like to dance?
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
::: ven0mous :::
1. ...with a scream across the room and latches onto the mans neck and he tries...
2. Chuckles the Rehabcare Bear
3. Peep Show
4. 3.25
5. 3.33
6. The radio and other people typing
7. About two hours ago, I was getting lunch.
8. www.picquiz.com . . . the bastards
9. Cords, black shoes, hicking socks, olive top
10. Yes, it was very bizarre
11. A few minutes ago at the idiot on the radio
12. A thrilling shade of white
13. God yes, surfing through conspiracy websites causes that sort of thing though . . .
14. "A Short Film About Killing" some polish madness
15. Beyond hope
16. Top of the line computers . . . legions of them
17. I have a large sum of cash in my coat pocket
18. Rule with an iron fist
19. Yes
20. Eve
21. Jack
22. I plan to0 -
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Light Sabers or some ****. The beauty of my idea, roysh, is.... (Ross O'CK)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Chst of drawers
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Dr.Phil
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
3pm
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
4pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
last night!!! was on the p!ss
8: What was the last website you visited?
Gmail.com
9: What are you wearing?
T-shirt, jeans
10: Did you dream last night?
no, was in a comma
11: When did you last laugh?
when i read the "beat down 5 yr olds" thread...2 mins ago
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
kind of a peach colour
13: Seen anything weird lately?
yes, two trannies in spirit last night, and some poor fella scored one of them!! Haha, bet he'll never drink again!! hope he didnt bring them home!!!
14: What is the last film you saw?
Resevoir dogs
15: Give a Random answer.
twice a week
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
pent house appartment in town, merc slk convertable
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
i have weird feet...big gap between my big toes and next toes, and my big toes look like mushrooms.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make every girl on the planet amazing looking, thus making me a stud!
19: Do you like to dance?
sober: no.... p!ssed: no
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
rachel/ jennifer
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
nicholas
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Book of RECI certs for the ESB
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Picture of my nephew
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Sky News
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
6pm
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
5:52
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Well the computers playing music, does that count? The Pogues anyway
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Out for a cigarette
8: What was the last website you visited?
www.cao.ie
9: What are you wearing?
underdogs jersey, black tracksuit bottoms, socks, underwear etc
10: Did you dream last night?
yes
11: When did you last laugh?
im quite a happy person, dont remember exactly, it was fairly recently anyway
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
sorta pale green
13: Seen anything weird lately?
yes
14: What is the last film you saw?
i watched a whole series of bo'selecta last week, cant remember the last film
15: Give a Random answer.
well only once, but i was in college so its ok
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a holiday
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
i have a scar just under my right nipple
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make everyone just get along (where is the love loike?!?!)
19: Do you like to dance?
sometimes.....
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
no idea
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
royston?
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
without a doubt0 -
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
made a whining noise and lurched towards her, the rubber threads
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Then wall.... ouch
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Scapheap challnge
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
02:15am
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
18:17
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Katie Meula singing in my ear
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Got a roll at about 16:00
8: What was the last website you visited?
http://www.emp3world.com
9: What are you wearing?
Long sleeved t-shirt, jeans and runners.
10: Did you dream last night?
Yeah about TRANSFORMERS!
11: When did you last laugh?
About 23 seconds ago
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Off white
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah
14: What is the last film you saw?
Cinema: Team America, at home: Once upon a time in Mexico
15: Give a Random answer.
32
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house.
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
No, theres a reason nobody knows
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
get rid of weapons
19: Do you like to dance?
Yes, although I suck.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Jennifer
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Carrig
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.0 -
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"As the weeks go by, you might want to switch to the other plan"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Sachet of hot chocolate, yum!
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Dom Joly's new show on BBC1
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
11.40pm ish
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
11.35pm, very close!
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The tv and my tummy rumbling
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Bout 7pm coming home from a tough day of shopping
8: What was the last website you visited?
Hotmail
9: What are you wearing?
Clothes
10: Did you dream last night?
Yep I did. Not gonna tell you what it was about though!
11: When did you last laugh?
Dont think i've laughed today which is weird! Ive giggled but not laughed. Feck.
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Pink
13: Seen anything weird lately?
A grown man jumping into a puddle on purpose in town today and totally splashing himself and laughing out really loud to himself. Twas quite funny to see!
14: What is the last film you saw?
Team America: F.uck Yeah!
15: Give a Random answer.
Pooper Scooper
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
mmm, probably a car even though I cant drive yet. Actually i'd probably pay off my Mams mortgage first, then a car etc
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
A have 13 toes and 3 nipples. (just kidding,honest!)
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make sure people like Pol Pot, Hitler etc were never born.
19: Do you like to dance?
It has been known...
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Phoebe
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Phelim
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yep Yep Yep!!!0 -
I didnt know ihad to type something outside the quote tags to get it to post my message.ven0m wrote:Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"Complete window appears,click OK" -- My laptop manual.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Filing Cabinet
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
When Harry met Lyod
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
00.30am
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
00.14
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The freezer.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Getting my laptop out of my fathers jeep.
8: What was the last website you visited?
www.koptalkinsider.com
9: What are you wearing?
Jumper jeans shoes socks all the other bits under them.
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes
11: When did you last laugh?
Today at Work
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Cream
13: Seen anything weird lately?
This survey
14: What is the last film you saw?
When Harry met Lyold --- its crap
15: Give a Random answer.
244
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
The best car recommended by Top Gear.
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I never had a girlfriend.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Get rid of George Bush.
19: Do you like to dance?
Only when drunk, never when sober.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Bridget
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Alan
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe for a few years but i would move back to Ireland later in life to raise my family.
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
There's actually no books in this room!
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
the monitor
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I haven't watched TV in about 3 weeks! Probably the Simpsons.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
12.10am
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
12.25am
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My iPod, playing Stemage's Lower Norfair theme.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
When I got off the 49 on the way home from work this evening.
8: What was the last website you visited?
http://www.samus.co.uk
9: What are you wearing?
rainbow coloured jumper, black cords, black skate shoes
10: Did you dream last night?
nope
11: When did you last laugh?
at something on IRC about 10 minutes ago
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
yellow
13: Seen anything weird lately?
yeah, seeing that I wasn't scheduled to work on Sunday!
14: What is the last film you saw?
Team America: World Police
15: Give a Random answer.
Pai?
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A really good new computer...I'm a nerd.
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I have a bruise on my eyelid from sparring that only I seem to be able to notice.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
End hunger.
19: Do you like to dance?
Not really, I'm a really bad dancer.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Lauren. I have no idea why, I just like the name. Though Syth is convinced it'd be Samus...
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Haven't a clue. Possibly James.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course, I'd love to live in Japan at some point.0 -
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
(Just as it is) important to organize information in logically accessible ways in a user (interface,...)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The wall.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Movie: Fade to Black
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
00:35 (wow - only 3 mins out!)
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
00:38
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV in background
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last stepped outside at about 10:30 - to go to work
8: What was the last website you visited?
boards.us
9: What are you wearing?
My work clothes!
10: Did you dream last night?
Had some kinda weird dream - just can't remember it!
11: When did you last laugh?
About 10 mins ago, can't remember post.
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Lime white
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Saw myself in mirror this morning
14: What is the last film you saw?
Fade to Black
15: Give a Random answer.
I seem unable to this... je90t5tfe#5
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
My life back - would kill the mortgage straight away
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I secretly want to visit Iceland
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Develop a cheap hypersonic aircraft and a cure for jet-lag
19: Do you like to dance?
No. But if you're a good looking female that want's me to I'm prepared to make an a$$ of myself
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Jezobel
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Legion (I like biblical names )
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Been there done that! (Tbh - would consider it again - we'll see if the port tunnel delivers)0 -
1. English - Higher level - Paper 1
2. My Computer Monitor
3. Sky Sports News
4.00.30
5. 00.28
6. The telly behind me
7. I stepped outside to collect a pizza and chips and it was nice compliments to Manor Take Away, Manor St., Dublin 7
8. http://www.skoool.ie
9. Grey T- shirt grey school uniform trousers
10. This Survey
11. 3 mins ago
12. Red
13. No
14. Foolproof
15. TrasH
16. A Car
17. I just ate a yoghurt
18. Get rid of scumbags
19. yes
20. Rhianonn
21. Rhys
22. yes :cool: :cool:0 -
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elivsvonchiaing wrote:I secretly want to visit Iceland
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
of becoming a Dad again?
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
armrest on the nearest chair
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The curse of the Jade Scorpion - Some movie on Sky 307
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
02.21
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
eek! 02.35
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The aforementioned film on the TV
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
10.50pm, to lock the car!
8: What was the last website you visited?
http://twentymajor.blogspot.com/ <<< quite funny!
9: What are you wearing?
Nothing baby! Yeah!
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, but I'm not telling
11: When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago at one of the earlier replies to this thread
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
green
13: Seen anything weird lately?
A Kilkenny Senior Footballer in Freshford!
14: What is the last film you saw?
White Noise - freaky!
15: Give a Random answer.
47
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A pint to celebrate! Then a new car to drive to Dublin to collect the winnings!
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I fart ALOT!
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Increase the land mass of Ireland
19: Do you like to dance?
Nope, are you mad!
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Lisa
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
John
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
No way!0 -
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"seizing and noting all their aspects, by outlining their uni-"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The door, eventually.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Half an episode of the simpsons two days ago.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
2:32
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
2:29
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My heartbeat.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This evening at 7 go to to football.
8: What was the last website you visited?
http://www.imagecave.com
9: What are you wearing?
Basketball shorts, football jersey and socks, astroturf boots and a tracksuit jacket.
10: Did you dream last night?
If i did I can't remember what I dreamt of.
11: When did you last laugh?
About an hour ago reading a comment on my journal.
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Cream.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, an mpeg of a guy shooting himself in the head while in police custody, that an idiot sent to me without any warning whatsoever. Disturbing.
14: What is the last film you saw?
Jackie Brown
15: Give a Random answer.
Stung by bees.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight,
what would you buy first?
The clichéd fast car.
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I don't have much food left in the kitchen.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Invert gravity.
19: Do you like to dance?
Only when no one is looking.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Chiffon
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Stungun
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes0 -
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"If you have things on your mind deal with them first, or make"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Black Sabbath - Masters Of Reality album
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Bill Bailey, which was terrible.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
21:46
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
21:45
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Screamager by Therapy? , Dads music downstairs
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Getting my stuff for a gig (played)
8: What was the last website you visited?
www.bash.org
9: What are you wearing?
Blind Guardian tee shirt, blue jeans, socks,
10: Did you dream last night?
no
11: When did you last laugh?
about 10 minutes ago
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
yellow
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Your Ma!
14: What is the last film you saw?
Waynes World 2
15: Give a Random answer.
Only on sundays.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house for my sister and a car for my brother
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I am the man from goatse!
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Enough food for everyone.
19: Do you like to dance?
no
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Roisin
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Lucifer or Thomas
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.0 -
ven0m wrote:Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
perusal, he would give his final pronouncement: 'no such word,
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Window blinds
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Premiership
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
10
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:05
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The filter in the aquarium
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
three hours ago, to get Supermacs
8: What was the last website you visited?
www.big-boys.com
9: What are you wearing?
tee-shirt, Hoodie, tracksuit bottoms
10: Did you dream last night?
Can't remember
11: When did you last laugh?
Yesterday
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Light Green
13: Seen anything weird lately?
no
14: What is the last film you saw?
Team America
15: Give a Random answer.
RANDOM
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house in the country
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I'm male, bet ye didn't know that...
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make America disappear
19: Do you like to dance?
in a nightclub, yes.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Christine
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
David Jr.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says: down to her heels, she would not have let the pup go.' 'O
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
glass. Formerly filled with coke. I preferred it that way.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
music channels... can't remember what EXACTLY...
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
23:41
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
23:52
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
absolutely nothing
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
gettin the bus back from town.
8: What was the last website you visited?
www.penny-arcade.com
9: What are you wearing?
usual cr@p.
10: Did you dream last night?
nah, didn't get any sleep
11: When did you last laugh?
about 20mins ago, at my gf (i'm going to hell...)
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
cream
13: Seen anything weird lately?
define "weird"...
14: What is the last film you saw?
*TEAM AMERICA*: World Police... f**king ACE
15: Give a Random answer.
blue nads
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Arsenal FC
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I'm a published (but unpaid) poet
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Give everyone equal opportunity - doesn't mean handing ppl everythin on a plate, just means giving them the chance to live a normal life. So many ppl don't get the chance.
19: Do you like to dance?
Hell NO (but my gf does, so I'm forced occasionally)
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Tanya
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Tobias (Toby) / Nicholas (Nicky)/ Henry, I haven't decided yet...
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
I've wanted to go back to London ever since I got here, 15 years ago. Nothing has changed. I wanna go home.
Cheers, that was a bit of fun
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Someone is coming! Calvin quickly stands up straight.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The Calvin + Hobbes book I just put down
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Frasier
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
10 past 11.
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
8 past 11
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Clock ticking in the next room
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 8 o clock, seeing someone's apartment
8: What was the last website you visited?
good-tutorials.com
9: What are you wearing?
Jeans, grey jumper.
10: Did you dream last night?
Not that I remember
11: When did you last laugh?
The end credits to Frasier
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Lilac
13: Seen anything weird lately?
No
14: What is the last film you saw?
Team America
15: Give a Random answer.
Ak and Zuie
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A huge TV probably.
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I can play piano at a grade 7 standard.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I really don't know.
19: Do you like to dance?
No
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Jessica
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
James
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah, why not0 -
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Golden Pages 07/09 Area 2005
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Carphone Warehouse catalouge
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Drop Dead Gorgeous on FX289
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
1 AM
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
1:10 AM
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My brother playing music on laptop
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Getting stuff out of the car that wasn't there.
8: What was the last website you visited?
Hotmail
9: What are you wearing?
Creme Fleece, Pale blue t shirt and navy pants
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, but oddly enough it was just eating crisps
11: When did you last laugh?
When watching Drop Deag Gorgeous.
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Unpainted walls(Just plaster)
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Can't think of anything strange
14: What is the last film you saw?
Drop Dead Gorgeous
15: Give a Random answer.
A triangle is made of 180 degrees.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A car
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I was born 2 weeks premature
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make everyone an euqal, regardless of creed, race, religion or any other brand that makes them different to everyone else that's already different.
19: Do you like to dance?
Yeah, but I'm bad
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Charlotte
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Ethan
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah, but probably wouldn't wantr to leave my home!0 -
ven0m wrote:Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says: urban reality- reality in green space
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? the screen
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? midnight express
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 2:45
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time? 2:47
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? 2 telivisions
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
bout five hours ago, smokin a j
8: What was the last website you visited? www.ucd.ie
9: What are you wearing? jeans and a top
10: Did you dream last night? dreampt i was working then woke up for work
11: When did you last laugh? got a txt off my friend
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
green
13: Seen anything weird lately?
found a vibrator box out the back at work
14: What is the last film you saw?
midnight express
15: Give a Random answer.
ya ya iggy pop ya
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a really expensive watch
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
i can blow bubbles from my eyes
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
i really dont know
19: Do you like to dance?
ah ya why not
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
verity
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
donal
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
definatly
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Oh no! There's only one line on page 18: "Trevor teed-up on an egg-cup." It's a caption.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The roof. It's sort of slanty, you see.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
2004: the Stupid Version with Aramndo Iannucci.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
12.10pm
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
12.04pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Martin Clunes being pretty great on Have I Got News For You.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Friday, uni, cinema, etc. Possibly out to the freezer yesterday for some food.
8: What was the last website you visited?
http://forums.n-chicken.net/
9: What are you wearing?
A lovely smile.
10: Did you dream last night?
Quite a bit.
11: When did you last laugh?
At Martin Clunes being pretty great, just now. It was a different time to the last one, though.
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
White and Unpainted.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Certainly not, I make a point of arriving on time for gawping at weird things.
14: What is the last film you saw?
Team America: World Police
15: Give a Random answer.
Forty-two?
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A newer and better PC, so I could point at it and shout at my current new PC, "LOOK WHAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN."
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I was raised by Jeremy Clarkson and I'm a stupid liar.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Stop the ****e.
19: Do you like to dance?
Oh. No. No, I don't think so.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Ms. Felicity Kendal
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Mr. Astonsihing Sod Ache
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, though I'd probably end up deciding on somewhere aborad-but-the-same like England.0
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