Quickie

Pretence · 25-07-2000 4:09pm #1

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting
at
the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife,
"Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied. "You know, fifty years ago we were sitting right here
at
this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as
jaybirds
fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered. "What do you say? Should we get naked?"

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You
know,
honey," the little old lady breathlessly whispered. "My n1pples are as
hot
for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the
other is in your oatmeal!!!"