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How to impress .......

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  • 31-07-2000 2:29pm
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    gandalf
    Registered Users Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭


    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

    Wine her,
    Dine her,
    Call her,
    Hug her,
    Hold her,
    Surprise her,
    Compliment her,
    Smile at her,
    Laugh with her,
    Cry with her,
    Cuddle with her,
    Shop with her,
    Give her jewellry,
    Buy her flowers,
    Hold her hand,
    Write love letters to her,
    Write poetry for her,
    Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

    Show up naked.
    Bring beer.


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    smile.gif Nice one! smile.gif


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    ... now what bloke could deny that that'd impress him...?
    Bard

    |home page|scary éire


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    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Me - if she show's up naked you've nothing to rip off frown.gif


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    Draco
    Subscribers Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭Draco


    Originally posted by Bard:
    ... now what bloke could deny that that'd impress him...?

    A gay man? Well actually, they'd probably be impressed, but not in the the way the girl would want...



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