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Shiminay · 27-07-2000 1:22pm #1

LOVED IT!!!

All the best,

Dav
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Lucutus · 27-07-2000 1:58pm

roflmao

Excellent, Joke of the month!

Lucutus of Borg

BossArky · 27-07-2000 5:02pm

asdfasdfvdagst

Blitzkrieger · 27-07-2000 9:16pm

I think that's actually the oldest recorded joke in the world. As soon as Frosties were invented that joke was published in a newspaper the next day. As soon as you hear Jigsaw and tiger it's all over.

Stephen · 27-07-2000 9:55pm

Well I never heard it before

Jimi-Spandex · 28-07-2000 12:21am

Alex Ferguson calls David Beckham into the office.
"David" he says "You`ve been hopeless, completely off form".
"Sorry Boss" replies David "but I`ve been having some problems at home."
"Oh dear" says Ferguson "What`s Up? Victoria and Brooklyn are OK aren`t they"
"Oh they`re fine" says David "It`s just that something`s really bugging me and I can`t concentrate on my football and it`s really messing me up".
"Whatever`s the matter, David?"Asks Fergie
"Well boss" says David, "I`m really stuck on this jigsaw and..."
"A Jigsaw?!!!" Shouts fergie "You`re ****ing up every time you play because of a bloody jigsaw?!!!"
"Yeah boss, but you don`t understand, it`s really doing my head in" says Beckham in that really horrible whining voice "It`s really hard and it`s this picture of a tiger and it looks really good on the box and I`ve got all the bits and everything but I just can`t get it right and it`s doing my head in and I even had my hair cut to cool my brain down and..."
"David, David, David" says Fergie,"You`ve got to get a grip. It`s affecting our our games; and you know nothing`s more important than Man U`s success (except Roy Keane`s wages obviously)".
"Yeah, boss" whinges Beckham "but it`s this picture of a tiger and it looks really good on the box and I really want to finish it but it`s really hard and it`s doing my head in and it`s this picture and it`s a tiger and it`s hard...and I can`t make the bits fit and, er, it`s really hard, er, boss, and, er, it`s a tiger, er,...on the box...er...boss".
Ferguson waits until Beckham realises that he`s repeating himself and he`s got nothing to say, which took a bit longer than usual.
"david" he says in that conceited, irritating smile he usualy saves for post match interviews "Bring the tiger jigsaw in and let`s have a look at it for you. For Christ`s sake, we`ve got to get you back to playing football"
"Oh Thanks boss", says Beckham "That`d be really helpful, cos it`s really hard and it`s a picture of a tiger and it`s doing my head in, that tiger is".
So he brings the jigsaw in.
"look boss, it`s this tiger right and it`s a really good picture and everything but I just can`t do it and it`s really hard and it`s doing my head in and it`s this picture, here, of a tiger"
and Beckham empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergie`s desk.
Ferguson looks at what`s on his desk now and the faint dusty cloud now gathering over it.
He looks up at Beckham.
"David" he says "Put the ****ing Frosties back in the box."

Cerberus · 28-07-2000 12:34am

Thats a bit unrealistic don't you think?
Like how did he open the Frosties box in the first place? Maybe himself and Posh space did a little brainstorming session on that one...

Dave · 28-07-2000 1:32am

where can i buy this jigsaw?

-Dave

SickBoy · 28-07-2000 2:30am

On the subject of Beckham jokes, does anyone have the "David Beckhan Diary" joke? I can't find it any more and I almost wet myself reading it, its so good. Its about all his team mates taking the **** out of him and each entry ended "They all laughed but I didn't get it"
I would appreciate it if someone can help.