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Worst Joke Ever

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  • 02-08-2000 10:12am
    #1
    Trojan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭


    I disclaim responsibility!

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    Once upon a time there was a chef named Chervase, who worked
    in a restaurant. They mainly served fish, especially squid.

    Of all the squids there, one stood out from the rest. He was
    green, vile and had a hairy lip. Of course anyone seeing this
    squid would not want him, and would choose another, more
    appetising fish. So, over the years, Chervase grew to like
    the squid, despite being vile and green and having a hairy
    lip. He would come in every morning and feed it and clean
    out it's tank every evening.

    During the summer, a student was taken on to wash up, and
    his name was Hans. He was a good worker, and helped Chervase
    around the kitchen. He also grew to like the squid, and fed
    it daily when Chervase was too busy.

    One day a gentleman arrived in, claiming to have tasted every
    squid known to man. When he saw the vile green hairy-lip squid,
    he had to have it.

    So, Chervase pulled the squid out by the tentacles and threw
    him up on the chopping block. He grabbed his clever and in
    one movement he raised it up and couldn't kill his old friend,
    the hairy-lipped, vile green squid. He broke down crying and
    ordered Hans to kill the squid, but Hans couldn't do it either.

    Just goes to show you that ...



    Hans who does dishes is as soft as Chervase,
    with the Vile Green Hairy Lip Squid...

    🎙️ The Recognized Authority Podcast



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    #2
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    OMG biggrin.gif

    Yes, it is the worst joke ever...

    May God have mercy on your soul smile.gif


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    #3
    MiCr0
    Registered Users Posts: 6,265 ✭✭✭MiCr0


    i say kill him
    that was terrible


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    #4
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I really should delete that for the sanity of all who read these boards!

    Good lord Alastair, where did you get that? Did 2 Pints make it up after a session (i.e. 2) of Whiskey??


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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    #5
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Maybe they didn't have Fairy Liquid ads in New Zealand - it's a pun on their slogan
    "Hands that do dishes are as soft as can be, with mild green, Fairy Liquid"


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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    #6
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    WHAT A PILE OF HAIRY DOGS BÓLLOX

    John


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    #7
    NakedBibleReadingMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭NakedBibleReadingMan


    my god, make it stop. plz no more jokes like that. for the sake of the children.


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    #8
    Carnage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭Carnage


    i just don't get it.


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