State the obvious

Pretence

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

Soren

lol...some funny ones there

Mills

LMAO......... I love things like that!

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I am inflatible !

Lump

LOL, nice wan

John

Cake Fiend

Heheh, some childhood dreams of mine were shattered when, aged 6, I donned a friend's Superman cloak, took a run-up and... didn't soar into the air!!!