heeheehee : )

Shiminay

I got this in an email from Telgere (C-S player for those who don't know him). It's a goodie!!!

Cheers Oisín!

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are some recent winners:

Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatté:
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis:
Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon:
It's, like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.

Glibido:
All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

And, the pick of the bunch:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******

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All the best,

Dav
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My page of stuff

plastic membrane

Thats the funnies s hite ive read in donkeys's..LOL

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Say hello to my little friend !!!

FreaK_BrutheR

truely a marvellous post and pieces will be repeated as my own in the pub no doubt making me out to be a funny guy.... may even make me some friends that i can sit with there. Cheres Dav...you have changed my life.

Shiminay

Don't thank me! Thank Telgere

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All the best,

Dav
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My page of stuff