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SOS: Screw or Swim

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  • 06-08-2000 12:25am
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    Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of
    the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.

    Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?"

    "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin'
    my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to
    me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here! She says,
    'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can
    have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I
    turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!'
    She couldn't swim, Dave. She couldn't swim!"

    The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting
    at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his
    face. Dave says, "What are you happy about today
    John?"

    "Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin'
    my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond
    came up to me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!
    She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure
    you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out,
    Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned
    off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She
    couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!"

    A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees
    John down there cryin' over a beer.

    Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"

    "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin'
    my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable
    brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave.

    Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat
    does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I
    said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her
    way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the
    last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and
    said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her
    pants... she had a dick, Dave! She had a great BIG dick,
    Dave, and I CAN'T SWIM!"

    John


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