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  • 02-08-2000 1:55pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭


    Ok guys, its Riddle time, doo do dodo......dodo....dodo.......cant get this! (sry)

    An old man in Arabia has just died and has left his fortune to his 2 sons
    But the 2 sons have to do something to get this huge fortune.
    They have to race on their camel to the little town where their father left the inheritance.
    The game goes like this: Who's camel arrives last at the little town will get the inheritance.
    So.. the 2 sons begin their trip to the little town. But they're going slower and slower and finally they stopped.
    And they're standing there waiting for the other to finish before him.
    On a rock not for away from them sits and old wise man. So.. they go to the man and ask him what they should do.

    The man wishpers something in their eares and all of the sudden they get on the camels and race towards the little
    town.

    So.. now the question is... What did the old wise man say?

    answers on a post card to the ususal address wink.gif

    Snaga


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  • Registered Users Posts: 310 ✭✭Cerberus


    In the immortal words of The Brain "Free t-Shirts Pinky!! The most attractive force known to man!"
    The old wise man told them there was free T-Shirts in the little town.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Snaga


    ooOOOoo actually very close.

    You are definitely along the right lines.

    Oh wait...no...no your not :P

    Snaga


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    "Swap camels"...

    but that's an easy one..

    Al.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Snaga


    Yup indeed.
    Heres another easy one, Ill go looking for harder ones wink.gif

    Jack was walking up a mountain path when he saw a man dead!! The man was lying in a eagle position with a
    rucksack on his back. When Jack opened the the rucksack he saw what had killed the man!!!

    What had killed the man???


    Snaga


  • Registered Users Posts: 310 ✭✭Cerberus


    The long climb?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    no food


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭FreaK_BrutheR


    a parachute that hadn't opened.

    a strange metal coiling device that had stuck into his back tightening all muscles around the extremities of the back area making him go immediatly into an eagle position, imoblilising him and leving him easy prey for black widow spiders and poisonous snakes.

    The possibilities are endless.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Snaga


    Yup you got it.

    Anyone else got any?

    What crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if commited?

    Snaga


  • Registered Users Posts: 40 Soren



    Suicide...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    Somebody told him a riddle he couldnt figure out, so he died of frustration.

    Say hello to my little friend !!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Snaga


    Yup Suicide.

    Ok i gotts find harder ones.
    Anyone else got any they would like to share???


    Snaga


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I don't think it's a crime anymore...
    tongue.gif



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Snaga


    Theres always one...... wink.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 40 Soren



    Valid smile.gif


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