a joke.

NakedBibleReadingMan

got this one in an email, its probably been already posted but its still good <--love wink :P

Two guys are talking ...
> >
> > One says "Did your hear the news - Our mate is dead!"
> >
> > "My God, what happened to him?"
> >
> > "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he
> arrived
> >
> > outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the
> pavement
> > and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunroof - Went
> flying
> > through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."
> >
> > "Jaysus, what a horrible way to die!"
> >
> > "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's
> landed in > my
> > upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor.
> Then, > he
> > spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches
> up for
> > the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up
> when
> > bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him,
> crushing > him
> > and breaking most of his bones."
> >
> > "Sweet Jesus, what a way to go, that's terrible!"
> >
> > "No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the
>
> > wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull
> himself
> > up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he
> goes
> > falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken
> banister
> > poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right
> > through > > him."
> >
> > "Christ, now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"
> >
> > "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the
> > downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the
> kitchen,
> > tries to pull himself up on the cooker, but reached for a big pot of
> > boiling
> > hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most
> of his
> > skin off him."
> >
> > "Man, what a way to go!"
> >
> > "No no, he survived that, he survived that ! He's lying on the
> ground,
> > covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull
> himself
> > up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and
> pulls the
> > whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix
> and so > he
> > got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."
> >
> > "Now that is one awful way to go!"
> >
> > "No no, he survived that, he ..."
> > "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"
> > "I shot him!"
> > "You shot him? What the f**k did you shoot him for?"
> >
> >
> > "He was wrecking my ****ing house."

Blitzkrieger

lol, creul

Lump

LOL, I like it....... Too right he should kill him an all


John

Soren

LOL..nice one