A good deed?

Venom

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her
> > life by throwing herself in the ocean.
> > When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her
> tears
> > and
> > took pity on her. "Look, you've got a lot to live for." he said. "I'm
> off
> > to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my
> > ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
> > closer, he slipped an arm around her shoulder, winked at her and added
> > I'll keep you happy, andyou'll keep me happy."
> > The girl nodded. After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the
> > sailor brought her
> > abroad and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought
> > her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they shagged furiously.
> > Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the
> > Captain."What are you doing here?" the
> > Captain asked."I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
> > explained, "I get to go to America, and in return he's screwing me."
> > "He certainly is," the Captain replied, "This is the Dun
> > Laoghaire-Holyhead ferry"
> >

Lump

HA HA HA I like it
LOL


John

Canaboid

Lump, of all your posts it seems about 1,000 of them consist of

"HA HA HA I like it
LOL

John"

You could probably set up a script to do this for you. Just a point.