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Northsiders

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  • 09-08-2000 10:34am
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    Bard
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    2 Northsiders riding along the Ballybollix Road on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Northsiders ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take
    a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to
    repair it.

    Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the Northsiders he has to leave.

    "Aah Jaysus" they say "gissa lift".

    The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Northsiders put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees.

    They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.

    By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough Garda Murphy pulls him up for speeding.

    The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies "Northsider Eggs".

    The Garda obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.

    He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.

    The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
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    "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Northsider eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the *******s have managed to nick a motorbike already".

    Bard

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    #2
    Pretence
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    G'wan Bard biggrin.gif

    Nice 'un.


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    SantaHoe
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    Ugh, the south-side has waaay more knackers than the north-side, so I dunno why people still use the whole northside:southside thing.
    What's this now?™


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    Pretence
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    Santa I don't think you understand the word Humour smile.gif


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    Bard
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    *I* LIVE on the north-side of Dublin myself... its just a JOKE! Lighten up! biggrin.gif

    btw... I used to live on the southside- and I agree... wayyyyy more knackers- but let's not make an issue out of it wink.gif
    Bard

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    Borric
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    you guys live north as in 20 miles then????


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    SantaHoe
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    Originally posted by Pretence:
    Santa I don't think you understand the word Humour smile.gif
    You trying to be funny or something? smile.gif
    ... its just a JOKE! Lighten up!
    You lighten up!
    I'm just pointing something out for you peeps, don't get all p!ssy about it.

    PS. Borric wtf r u talking about?

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    Bard
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    I'm just pointing something out for you peeps, don't get all p!ssy about it.

    I'm not getting all p!ssy about it - I'm asking you not to wink.gif

    and Borric, - I live nearly 20 miles north of the city, so I guess I don't quite count as a north-sider (as I don't live within the 'city limits')
    Bard

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    Pretence
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    Originally posted by Dead{o}Santa:

    You trying to be funny or something? You lighten up!
    I'm just pointing something out for you peeps, don't get all p!ssy about it.



    biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif Ok I'll lighten up biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

    Trying to be funny! On the Humour Board, thanks for noticing smile.gif

    Thanks for the knowledge on the spread of knackers throughout Dublin, will come in handy wink.gif

    Chill man, chill, no offence intended..

    Whats this now
    Whats this now tongue.gif



    [This message has been edited by Pretence (edited 09-08-2000).]


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    Lucutus
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    lol, another offensive post catered to biggrin.gif


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    #11
    Lump
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    Jesus, canada has done something to dead, gone very *****y. I've noticed on a number of occasions .

    John


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    SantaHoe
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    Originally posted by Lump:
    gone very *****y
    Gone very what?
    Oooh the mystery of it all!



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    #13
    Lump
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    Very Shítty.

    John


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    #14
    SantaHoe
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    Yeh, I do find myself coverd in sh!t a lot these days.
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    Borric
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    I love this humour board biggrin.gif


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