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A Good Joke

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  • 14-08-2000 12:46am
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    D-Generate
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    An irish man walks in to a bar with a bad limp and sits down at a table when he says is that Jesus down there at the end of the bar. The bartender says it is and the irish man asks the bartender to send him down a pint of Guinness.
    Next walks in an Italian who has lost the use of one of his arms. He sits down at a table and yet again asks whether it was Jesus at the end of the bar. The bartender says yes and the Italian buys Jesus a glass of wine.
    Finally in walks an American Redneck with leprosy who asks yet again whether it is Jesus at the end of the bar. The bar man says yes and the redneck asks him to pour him a tall frosty one.
    Jesus has now finished his three drink and gets up to leave when he approuaches the irish man and tells him he has been cured. The Irish man then gets up and to his surprise he is able to do an irish jig.
    Next Jesus goes to the Italian and says you have been cured. The Italian is so happy he can now use both of his arms that he lifts up a table.
    Next Jesus goes to the Redneck and is about to tell him he is cured when the redneck hops up and says
    "Dont touch me i am claiming disability!"

    [This message has been edited by D-Generate (edited 14-08-2000).]


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