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little johnny

MiCr0 · 2000-08-15 07:38:00

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her 11 year old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With YOU!" he said. "But Johnny," she said gently,…

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15-08-2000 8:38am

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MiCr0

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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her 11 year old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked,
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With YOU!" he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday.
But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"

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#2 15-08-2000 8:39am
Cake Fiend

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lol, so much for the innocence of youth...

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