Concorde joke(you knew they were coming!)

Venom

It was just a matter of time ....

Did you hear that one of the concorde pilots asked the other if he
was going home after his shift. He said no, he was just going to
crash at the hotel ...


The European Commission have met and declared that Concorde's impeccable
safety record will stand. The hotel was in the wrong.


Affluent German tourists choose to fly Concorde. They'd not be seen dead
on anything else...


So many German tourists. So few concordes....

1. The French Killed more Germans on Tuesday than in 2 world wars

2. How do you fit 100 Germans into a small French hotel? On Concorde!

3. I know that the Germans like to get to the sun-lounges first but isn't
this just a bit ridiculous?

4. Overheard at the Hotelissimo, Gronesse:
"Waiter! There's a Concorde in my soup."

5. Air France have just introduced a new express service for their
premium travellers which guarantees you can be off your plane and in your
hotel in all of two minutes.

6. Why is Concorde such good value for money?
You get the hotel thrown in.

7. French Investigators have now established why Concorde crashed into
the hotel. - someone left the landing light on!

Borric

This humour board is'nt very funny

Cake Fiend

Ok either someone from the boards keeps copying stuff from futuregamer forum or someone from fg forum keeps copying stuff from the boards...

Pretence

Originally posted by Sico:
Ok either someone from the boards keeps copying stuff from futuregamer forum or someone from fg forum keeps copying stuff from the boards...

Cos thats the only place you'd read these jokes on the entire internet!

Lump

yea, I like the jokes though.


John

Cake Fiend

Originally posted by Pretence:
Cos thats the only place you'd read these jokes on the entire internet!

No, this has happened many many times.

Keeks

Did u hear about the new service available from concorde?

They are offering to get u from the airport to the hotel in 2 minutes

(sad)