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  • 17-08-2000 5:28pm
    #1
    Pretence
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    A teacher asks her class, "If there
    are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of
    them, how many will be left?"

    She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they
    all fly away with the first gun shot."

    The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I
    like your thinking,"

    Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU.
    There are three women sitting on a bench having ice
    cream: One is delicately licking the
    sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is
    gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third
    is biting off the top of the ice cream.
    Which one is married?"

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose
    the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

    To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is
    the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.


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    Keeks
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    Nice one ;-)


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    #3
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Heard that one before, still great.
    Where exactly did you hear it from ?
    It's about a society in freefall....


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    Pretence
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    Originally posted by Phoenix*:
    Where exactly did you hear it from ?


    Well I heard it myself a few times before but one of my friends e-mailed it to me yesterday and I said I'd throw it on the Board.

    Why u ask?


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    LegacyUser
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    I only ask because my History loves telling everyone in the school the same joke. That's all smile.gif
    It's about a society in freefall....


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    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    Originally posted by Phoenix*:
    I only ask because my History

    Your History confused.gif

    Teacher??

    Just saw the word "school" in the sentence......... so obviously your teacher.

    So your comparing me to your teacher are ya.......???? wink.gif


    [This message has been edited by Pretence (edited 18-08-2000).]


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    #7
    Lump
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    HE HE, I like how you think smile.gif

    john


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    tobi
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    Thats a cracker
    I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, its just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?


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