You know your addicted to the internet when.....

richindub2

Ok,i'm new to these boards so i don't know if you've heard these before...

* You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
processor.com

* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you
just pulled the plug on a loved one.

* Your start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I-Net dot com"

* Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of
what she looks like.

* All of your friends have an @ in their name.

* You can't call your mother..... she doesn't have a modem.

* Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

* You laugh at people with 2400 modems.

* You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
landscape.

* You refer to going to the bathroom as <downloading>

* You tell the cab driver you live at:
http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html

* Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

* You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in
front of your computer with a commode.

* You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

* You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.

* Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage..... so
you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two
of you can chat.

* You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed
to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."

I thought they were funny when i first saw em

Lucutus

Originally posted by richindub2:

* You laugh at people with 2400 modems.

Yeah, they've been around for a while...don't think anyone has had the cheek to post them here yet tho, get some new material!!! WE NEED NEW BLOOD!

Oh yeah, and people with 2400 modems are usually MD's of ISP's. I laugh at them too heh.

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Lucutus of Borg

Pretence

LOL

Don't think I'm addicted yet so............