a few shorties

Hobbes

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got
to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom
broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding
was lovely.

After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned
over and said to the groom broom "I think I am going to have a
little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE!!" said the groom broom. " We haven't even swept
together!"

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A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.
She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking
on the phone with his back turned to her.

"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me
out, please?"

The clerk turned, looked her up and down, and smiled, "Not
bad."


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One day mom was cleaning Junior's room, and in the closet she
found an S & M magazine. This was very upsetting for her.

She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to
him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.

She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"

He looked back at her hesitantly, "Well, I don't think you should
spank him."


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"My teacher is really giving me a tuff time," the eight grader was
telling his Father.

"Handle it this way Johnny," the man advised. "Take special care
with your personal appearance and attire. Pay attention in class.
And do your assignments and homework promptly."

"I really don't think that'll help Dad," the youngster rejoined.
"She hissed at me during study break that she's 3 weeks overdue."