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  • 24-08-2000 3:20pm
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    Carnage
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    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and hugebears on the top shelf along the wall.
    The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make love. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling "Well, how was it?" The bloke says:
    "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf"


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    Shiminay
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    biggrin.gif Nice one Jes! biggrin.gif


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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    richindub2
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    hehehe biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif


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    #4
    Lump
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    LOL, i like it.

    John


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    tobi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭tobi


    LOL
    I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, its just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?


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