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Short, Sweet and Rude

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  • 18-08-2000 11:24am
    #1
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭


    Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either

    Alzheimer's disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" the

    guy says. "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot

    alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her

    way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her

    way back, don't f eek.gifck her."

    ********************************************

    There was this little boy who was curious about sex. So he went to his

    dad and asked him what a vag1na looked like. The dad

    says, "Well, son, before sex, a vag1na looks like a pink rose, with

    velvety leaves and the aroma of perfume." The boy asks

    well what about after sex Daddy? The father replies, "After sex? Well

    son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"


    [This message has been edited by Pretence (edited 18-08-2000).]


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    #2
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    Originally posted by Kharn:
    - Borderline on that second one dude!!! smile.gif

    What can I say I like to live on the edge...... smile.gif



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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    tongue.giftongue.giftongue.gif


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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    #4
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HE HE HE

    I dotn get it smile.gif

    John


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    #5
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    LOL - Borderline on that second one dude!!! smile.gif



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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    #6
    DrunkLeprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Hur.


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    #7
    Asuka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    Lump, ya innocent little Catholic school boy smile.gif


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    #8
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Yea, Innocent, thats a word to describe me.... HE HE.

    John


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    #9
    OmiOmi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭OmiOmi


    AHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA smile.gif

    Lumps post was the funniest on the page biggrin.gif

    "LOL, I dont get it"

    hehehhe


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